Last One to Post Wins

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

SCREENSHOT TIME WITH STORMI
Hosted by Stormi the storm hurricane cat thing

Let's take a look at our first bit here...

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Here we see the Stormi specimen in its natural reproductive environment. During their lifetime, the Stormi species often migrates away from the "Latest Posts" box to go draw and do homework while simultaneously ingesting large amounts of ginger ale. However, at this time of year, a single Stormi specimen makes its way back to the land of unstable sociopathic drunk teenagers and sets up a spot to reproduce. It begins by posting in a topic, and within about ten minutes, there are like five other Stormis floating around in the LP box. This will continue for perhaps a week or two, before the species migrates away again for a time, usually spanning between a few days to several months.

That's some weird species. Glad it doesn't actually exist.
What else do we got?

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Oh, a royal fuck-up by our beloved staff member, the almighty Sleepy-san?
My god, the horror.
Are we even allowed to show content such as this on such a post meant for kids?
This post isn't meant for kids, who are you kidding?
Well there are kids who read this...
Shut up I'll listen to your stupid worries when the arising flood of gay/lesbian couples comes in a roaring fit of alcoholic orgies as they worship under a flag of Danny Sexbang's face.
What the fuck
THIS IS OUR TRIBUTE DANNY--