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[8:12:55 PM] Stormi The Awesome: Hitler XD
[8:13:03 PM] Stormi The Awesome: Hitler jokes everywhere
[8:13:19 PM] Spidurs Waffel: lol
[8:14:26 PM] Stormi The Awesome: I saw adolf-in in the ocean today
[8:14:59 PM] Spidurs Waffel: You are a terrible person.
[8:15:04 PM] Stormi The Awesome: Hitler wasn't so bad. He killed Hitler.
[8:15:10 PM] Spidurs Waffel: XD
[8:15:19 PM] Spidurs Waffel: I did Nazi that coming.
[8:15:22 PM] Stormi The Awesome: XDDD
[8:15:54 PM] Stormi The Awesome: And then he said-A JEW!
Bless you.
[8:19:17 PM] Stormi The Awesome: What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong?
At least Lance can finish a race.
[8:19:35 PM] Spidurs Waffel: Me: Bless you Person: I'm an atheist. Me: Oh sorry. Person: -sneezes- Me: When you die nothing happens.
[8:19:45 PM] Stormi The Awesome: The saying goes "Hitler rebuilt Germany, block by block, from the ground up". Does this mean he was playing MeinKraft?
[8:19:53 PM] Spidurs Waffel: XD
[8:20:24 PM] Stormi The Awesome: Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes.
What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast.
[8:20:46 PM] Stormi The Awesome: I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "mother-in-law" you get the words "woman Hitler"
[8:21:16 PM] Spidurs Waffel: I;ve heard the last one.
[8:22:13 PM] Stormi The Awesome: What's the difference between Hitler and Slenderman?
Slenderman didn't have a preference.
[8:22:19 PM] Stormi The Awesome: Wait that one isn't funny
[8:22:37 PM] Spidurs Waffel: wut
[8:22:57 PM] Stormi The Awesome: If only a Muslim had told Hitler that his Mum was a slag when he was younger.
The world today would be a much more happier place.
[8:23:45 PM] Stormi The Awesome: My friend said to me: "If you could go back in time and shoot Hitler as a baby, would you?"
I replied: "No, because as a baby, I probably wasn't strong enough to carry a gun."
[8:24:42 PM] Spidurs Waffel: XD
[8:24:49 PM] Stormi The Awesome: In Hitler's time, one of the only things women could od for fun was knit or sew.
What do you call Hitler's grandmother?
Knitler.
[8:25:01 PM] Spidurs Waffel: Fuckign aebgvaujedf
[8:25:14 PM] Stormi The Awesome: Hitmonchan + Kingler = Hitler
[8:25:32 PM] Stormi The Awesome:
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