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Attack of the Jack-O-Lanterns. I assume everyone read Goosebumps.

Health Project - preventing teen pregnancy and teaching valuable parenting skills
1. Students are "married off" into pairs for health class. Pairs can be friends, partners, family, same sex, etc. etc. It doesn't matter. Single parents are allowed if there are no available partners.
2. These pairs are given a stuffed bear.
3. Each bear is individualized, with a name, its own clothes, a fur color matching their "parents'" genetics, and a birth certificate. Some basic essentials and supplies are provided, but most you have to buy yourself with a small allotted budget.
4. On the surface, it just looks like an ordinary teddy bear, but it's been enchanted by the school faculty...
5. The bear, despite being made of stuffing, carries the same weight as a human baby.
6. It will dynamically mimic the needs and behavior of a human baby. That means crying and screaming when it needs to be fed, burped, rocked, changed, etc. etc.
7. Every wrong or dangerous action and misdemeanor is psychically recorded. A full report is printed out at the end of the week.
8. The bear does not move or act on its own, but for all intents and purposes, requires all the same care and attention as an actual infant. Support your bear's head and neck. Don't shake your bear. Limit any activity that is too rough or bouncy. Swaddle, dress, change, cradle, and bathe your bear properly. Yes, your bear can choke, overheat, or suffocate. Yes, your bear will scream at the top of its lungs every two hours. Yes, this includes at 3 AM.
9. Think of the bear as a camcorder. It won't just grade how it's handled—it'll be "watching" the behavior of the parents, as well as analyzing the environment it's placed in. Powers will be taken into account.
10. No, the bear doesn't actually poop or need real formula or anything. It's a bear, silly. But you do have to pretend to change and feed it or you'll get an F.
11. This project will last at least a week, and you'll be expected to take care of the bear 24/7. You'll be given a small budget for diapers and a fake "formula" that'll be sold in Rosebury for a limited time only, along with anything else you need.
12. If your bear is abused or neglected, you fail. If your bear dies, you super-fail. Don't drop it on its head.
13. No, if your baby dies halfway through, you can't get a new one. You'll just fail and might have to hold a viking funeral. It's like real life.
14. This is also a huge part of your grade, so unless you want to flunk, you can't just toss the baby in the trash and forget about it.
15. Have fun with your new baby, idiot. (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

This would be some time after October (which is reserved for only the sp00kiest events).

Driving lessons: Beata is in a remote location, but most students won't stick around forever. It's important for young adults to learn how to drive, so get out there! Students (and Guardians) aged 15 and up will be given the reins of a rental car. Don't blow anything up.