Egads! This was terrible! Not only had Bastien woken up in the wrong dorm, but he had woken up in the wrong body! What was even worse was that he was no longer a dude! Bastien had sat up and rubbed his eyes, confused about the decor around the room, that wasn't his. The next thing he had noticed was the considerable weight he was feeling on his chest. What the heck, he had thought. Upon looking down he had seen what he hadn't wanted to see. Sure, they were covered, but the fact that they were there at all was probably the worst thing ever.
He was now female and in a body he didn't even recognize. He had even had to dress it. This had been done almost entirely with his eyes closed so he wouldn't have to see too much and he was sure he had been lobster red the entire time. In fact, he was still lobster red when he walked into the cafeteria that morning. The clothes he had put on had been the first he laid eyes on since he didn't want to take his time searching. He loved people and all but seeing a girl naked was no on his list of things to do real soon, especially when it was 'his' body and he didn't even know it.
Walking awkwardly, Bast entered the cafeteria and looked around. He didn't care to wait for anyone to say hi to him or whatever and instantly found a group of people sitting together and approached them. Clearing his throat he spoke: "Um, have you seen Bastien, uh, Kelly? I've been looking for him.". He did appreciate getting to speak verbally, despite being in a female body.