The sleepy situation [closed]

A warm breezed blew against the blond, the sun was on its way down and magnificent colors of orange and pink filled the sky. He loved the summer time, it always filled the land with life and color. The autumn jumped onto the railing that was meant to keep students back, his legs dangled as his hands clutched onto the warm bars. It wouldn't matter if he fell, his power would probably kick in before he hit the ground, but that was a downfall of the power.

Sean closed his eyes and he breathed in the fresh air. School has been so stressful lately, especially with Paige jumping in right after the Jillian incident. He really needed to talk with Jillian, he forgave her, but it would be hard to jump start their friendship again. Sean let out a sigh and turned his head up to the clouds, each of them shaped differently then the last.

Grey might have described himself as 'dog tired' if the word 'dog' hadn't been included within the expression.  Knowing Keo, she would probably have made the terrible life choice of calling him 'cat tired' instead; Grey himself would opt for the much wiser decision of simply coining the term 'exhausted'.  Summer lethargy, as per the norm, had hit him like a sack of bricks this year, but because Beata's rigorous schedule of training, competitions, and general academia had failed to break pace for vacation, the habitually lazy cat was finding himself hard-pressed to reserve even a single moment of peace and relaxation.

Yawning mightily, the Autumn stretched out of his desk chair and slipped towards the dorm room window.  After Keo had downloaded yet another debilitating virus onto her computer, Grey had been forced to find some way of coaxing the poor, severely misused device back to life on top of his regular obligations.  Unfortunately, since Grey was only slightly more adept with technology than his sister was, what might have been a simple, thirty- minute fix for most people had quickly devolved into a miserable ten hours spent slaving over a stubborn piece of machinery that even still showed no signs of recovery.  There had been many times when Grey had seriously considered just giving up and telling his sister to invest in a new computer, but his grim familiarity with the emptiness of their bank accounts, paired with the knowledge that Keo would have no qualms about acquiring money illegally using her power if tempted, always managed to get the over-burdened cat back on track for at least another hour or so.

Now, however, Grey was at the end of his rope.  He was actually losing precious sleep because of this piece of shit, and goddammit, that was where he drew the line; Keo would just have to find somebody else who would be willing to assist her with her endless technological dilemmas.

Shifting into feline form, Grey grabbed his hoodie in his teeth before jumping out of the window and trotting decidedly into the school building.  The cat had had the luck of discovering the academy's expansive rooftop a few weeks back, and after having recognised it as the ideal place for angsty teenagers to stare off into the sunset dramatically and reflect deeply on their inner woes, Grey had designated a lonely bench on the far end of the building as a perfect resting place for an afternoon nap.

Finally reaching the last step of what had seemed like an eternal journey, the teen arrived on the roof only to discover previously-mentioned-stereotypical-teenager already lingering precariously on the edge of death.  This time, the 'victim of society' was a big-eyed boy with blonde hair, settled atop the useless railing Beata had no doubt been required to install in order to prevent suicidal idiots from jumping to their dooms-not that that held any weight in a gifted school like the Academy, if this teenager was any indication.  Clearly, some people were just rebellious enough to completely defy all safety features in their desperate attempt to shorten their lifespan.

Rolling his eyes, Grey slid past the boy unnoticed and curled up beneath his favorite bench for a long, much- needed nap.  Just jump and get it over with, you dumb fuck, He muttered to himself before slipping off into a coma-like sleep.

Sean leaned back, his hair falling back. It was fun sitting on the fence, although it was a pain in the ass climbing up. The autumn student turned around and jumped off the fence onto the concrete rooftop. A small cream and brown scottish fold was under one of the benches. A small smile spread across his face as he walked over to the bench. His hands spread under the cats belly and he picked him up without waking him.

The student placed the kitty on his lap and pet him from the neck down to the tail. It's soft fur spreading across his fingers. Sean bent over and placed his head on the cats back, he breathed in and let out a big sigh of relief. It was nice to finally get away from everything and with some company that wouldn't bother. Sean sat back up and closed his eyes, his hand still brushing threw the cats fur.

Grey rolled onto his back, thoroughly enjoying the welcome feeling of sun against his stomach.  A gentle breeze rustled through his ears; his nose twitched with the subtle scent of sweet summer air and musty concrete.  Yup, I think it's official,  The cat decided to himself, This is by far the best fucking nap spot on this entire campus.

Raising his front paws above his head, Grey stretched out as far as he could in a sleepy attempt to gather as much sunlight as possible.  His mouth opened slightly; the tiny mewl that managed to escape quickly escalated into a full-fledged yawn.  God, he was fucking comfortable.  Purring contentedly to himself, the cat slowly opened his eyes-

"Holy shit what the fuck?"  The unexpected looming face of Moody Teenager #1 peering down at him startled Grey back into human form.  Before he could rethink his actions, the irritated Autumn shouted, "Fucking hell, dude, I thought you'd jumped!"

The soft fur of the cat was nice, he began to purr which sent vibrations up his arm. The blonde smiled when the cream cat began to open his eyes. Just like that, the cat turned into a human. "Holy shit man!" A grown ass mans head rested in Sean's lap, like a cute yaoi couple. "What the hell do you mean you thought I jumped?! I was sitting on top of the fence. I thought you were a fucking cat?! The confused teenagers kept their eye contact connected, still confused as to why he was just laying there.

Im sorry. The only thing that came to mind:

After Grey had finally gotten over the unexpected shock of waking up in the lap of another man, the Autumn wasted no time in jumping to his feet and scrambling to a less vulnerable position.  "Fucking shit, you dick hole!"  He spat, one arm subconsciously raising to conceal his bare chest.  "Did it seriously never cross your mind to consider the possibility that most of the animals on campus are actually students?!  We go to a gifted school, you fucking watermelon; what, does your ability magically transform your brain into a smelly pile of steaming horse shit?  Are you so mentally handicapped that you need a sign tattooed to your forehead saying 'Don't touch the fucking wildlife'?  Or maybe that's a little too subtle for you.  How about we just stick you in a fucking electric chair and zap some sense into you?  Maybe frying your brain to bits would actually improve your mental capacity, you miserable piss-pot.  Even if it doesn't, at least we wouldn't have to worry about you wandering around, making the life decisions of a drunken Christmas elf who just diagnosed Santa with cancer using WebMD.com!  Fucking hell!"

OOC: You have no idea how much fun i had making this post; it was absolutely lovely XD.  Also, I wasn't sure if you had remembered that Grey was most definitely shirtless when he popped back into human form, so I redid your beautiful masterpiece with that detail in mind:

Sean scrambled backwards as he realized the other boy was shirtless. "Yes I considered we went to a gifted school. But why the hell can't you sleep in human form in your own bed in the dorm? And what makes you think you can call me a fucking watermelon, you bloody cantaloupe!" The autumn student reached down and grabbed the black jacket and threw it at the boys head. "Put on that jacket no one wants to see that chubby stomach." What the hell was he even rambling on about, something about a drunk elf and a cancerous santa?

Well.  Well.  So this nutcase wants me to put on a shirt, huh? Grey scoffed.  Well, fat chance of that happening now.  "I'd rather roll around in a puddle of my own coagulated cat piss, you fucking turnip,"  The teen stated confidently, flinging his hoodie high into the sky.  The piece of clothing stayed suspended in the air for only a moment before catching on a light breeze and... hurtling off the side of the building.  Grey stared after it for a brief moment before returning his attention  to the boy in front of him.  "If that hoodie gets stolen, I'm levying charges,"  The Autumn warned.  "Don't you dare think I'm above suing the fuck outta you just because you aren't directly responsible.  If I tell the court you touched me while I was sleeping, we both know you'll end up in the slammer faster than you could ever hope to blink."

"And also,"  Grey added, gesturing to his lithe form with a hint of pride, "In case your brain is too slow to process superiority, I'm here to remind you that I've got a full set of washboard abs.  Of course, that's probably more than you could say, yourself, so I can understand why you'd be jealous enough to call me 'chubby'.  Honestly, I'd bet you hand- pick all your shirts at the department store, mulling like a girl over which one will make you look skinniest to help quell your debilitating insecurities; you do seem like the kind of dimwitted freak who would be dumb enough fool themselves into thinking that could make up for training and exercise."

This little asshole. Instinctively Sean ripped off his shirt and threw it at Grey, it landed on the shoulder of the feline student. "Put something on. I don't want to see your ugly ass chest. And you sure talk a lot for a lazy cat." Sean didn't wish to argue with Grey, in fact he just wanted to shut the guy up. A warm breeze blew across Sean's chest which caused him to look down. His shirt! He ripped off his own shirt! What the hell was he thinking?! The autumn student sprinted at Grey and tackled him to the ground, "Wait give me my shirt back!"

"Lazy?"  Grey scoffed, instinctively reaching up to snatch the other boy's shirt out of the air.  He allowed his gaze to slide leisurely down his counterpart's form, and smirked when he saw the boy's pale and exposed stomach.  "Please; as if anybody as toned as I am could possibly be considered lazy.  And what about you?  Don't tell me you're attempting to act modest after having literally undressed yourself in front of me.  Also- sorry, but I'm not particularly interested in getting down and dirty with you; you do have a cute set of abs, though, if it helps you sleep better-"

Suddenly, the other teen was on top of him, straddling him about the waist while reaching desperately for the shirt that had fallen into Grey's hands.  The Autumn stayed frozen in shock just long enough for the boy to grab hold of the piece of clothing, but tightened his grip as soon as he realized what had happened.  "Just how desperate are you?!"  He sputtered, pressing his free hand against the other man's chest in an attempt to push him back.  "I know just as well as the next guy that I'm attractive as hell but that's no excuse for blatant sexual assault!"  In an endeavor to regain control of the situation, Grey thrust his attacker to the ground and pinned him there with his arms, but was thrown off balance when the arm that still held the other boy's shirt failed to support his weight.  The teenager quickly fell on top of his companion, foreheads bumping together as the two boys'

lips

made

contact.

Fuck.

"It's not sexual assault!" Sean scrambled for his shirt, the cat swinging it out of his reach. Suddenly he flipped backwards, the boy on top of him. His eyes were wide with shock and he was speechless. He reached out for the shirt, hand stretching as far as it could go. Before he knew it Grey slipped and their bare chests made contact. That wasn't the only thing that made contact...

Sean opened his eyes and was too shocked to move. The other student was kissing him! Sean laid there for a moment not knowing what to do. When his mind registered what was going on he quickly pushed Grey off and snatched his shirt out of the boys hand. "T-that was sexual assault."

It was a certain pride of Grey's in knowing that there had been very few situations in his life that had legitimately rendered him speechless.  Even when he had been a helpless child, malnourished and half-dead, lying limp and covered in scrapes and bruises on Mum's makeshift operating table, the cat had still managed to muster the strength to whisper a few hoarse swear words into existence before passing out and coming to a few days later.  Learning Keo's abilities hadn't phased Grey either; at least, not enough to prevent him from speaking when he wanted to.  She'd tried to force him into a goddamn pink tutu, for fuck's sake- surely that situation had been far more scarring that this... predicament.

Grey stumbled backwards,  falling into the bench he'd been peacefully sleeping under just a few minutes earlier.  His mouth creaked open, the Autumn struggling to find the air necessary to speak his mind.  However, the cat's efforts were greeted only by uncomfortable silence; he stared wide-eyed at the teenager in front of him, but found himself almost physically unable to look his companion in the eye.  "Sh-"  He managed, but transformed into a cat- almost without realizing it- before he could finish the curse.

Grey tottered around in cat form for several seconds before finally struggling back to his original state.  He glanced at the boy again, fists clenched white around the legs of the bench behind him.  "So sorry,"  He managed, chest heaving with embarrassment and shock.  "Mistake.  Terrible miscalculation.  Not..."  He motioned vaguely to himself.  "I'm not gay.  Accident."

Leaning his head back, Grey covered his face with his hands.  "I'm so sorry,"  He repeated, ears burning bright red.  "Oh my fucking god..."

Sean sat up on the cool concrete. He put his legs in criss-cross style and placed his hands in his lap. "I'm n-not gay either!" Blush covering his face. Both boys were bothered, it seemed Grey was more shocked than him though. He just hoped they wouldn't have to meet each other ever again. Sean wiped his mouth with his arm and gripped onto the shirt that was in his hand. "I-I'm just going to go now..." The autumn student pushed himself up and made his way over to the rooftop door. He glanced back at the startled student behind the bench hoping he had nothing else to say.

Grey paused when he heard the door to the stairwell creaking open.  "Wait wait wait wait wait.  Hold up."  He called, removing his hands from his still furiously blushing face.  "You're just gonna leave?  Sure, this might not be the most comfortable of situations, but surely you don't expect me to let you just go along on your merry way without hearing some sort of apologies of your own design!"  The cat jutted to his feet, discreetly wiping his lips on the back of his hand as he stared down the other boy.

The stairs that led down were dark, the lights hadn't yet turned on so it left the hallways in a gloomy state. His attention was wiped back to Grey who spoke up once again. "Excuse you? Apologize and stay?" Sean looked at his opponent with a questionable face, surely he was joking wasn't he? "Why would I stay here so you could just jump on top of me and suck my face off again?" A small grimace spread across his lips as his emotions started to relax. Sean turned around and shut the door quietly behind him with his hands pressed against the cold metal. "So you really want me to stay? Are you sure you're not gay?" The autumn student suppressed his laughs as he saw his opponents face grow wicked.